Yes, that’s right. Mr. and Mrs. Titillation and their colorful children: Kinky, Sexy, Racy and Erotic have made the blog today!
Now for my purposes of writing vampire fiction, I have agreed with Judge, Le Public at Large who has already sent the two outcast offspring, Filthy and Graphic to a reform school. This after community service was tried. I mean they are incorrigible.
Yup sadly, they have been gone from the family home (my w.i.p.) so long that their siblings, Kinky, Sexy, Racy and Erotic have quite forgotten about them!
“It serves them right,” Mrs. Titillation said. “They just don’t know when to stop. I mean I am no prude but when Filthy whipped out his dirty adjectives and had the nerve to tell Graphic not to hold back either, I put my exclamation point down. A line has to be drawn after all.”
Mr. Titillation, the father, quite agreed. “Them kids don’t got no right to upset their Maw like that. They was ruining the story as I see it. So we just went and had a heart to heart with that there author, Miss Carole Gill and we gave her our opinion. I must say I was dead pleased when Miss Gill complimented us on doing the right thing. Now here’s a quote, “I am so heartened by Mr. and Mrs. T’s opinions as I quite agree with them. There will be no place at any time for those evil children, Graphic and Filthy—let them remain where they are, they will never enjoy a home in any of my fiction. It’s hard enough keeping the vampires in line!”
And so it’s another blog from me, Carole Gill wishing you all a wonderful today and an even weirder tomorrow!
2 comments:
This was creative and funny. Thanks for putting Graphic and Filty in their place finally.
Elbie, you are so wonderful! thank you. Yes, it's about time we deal with Graphic and Filthy! They have been on the loose too much laterly! They sometimes change their names but we always know them for what they truly are!
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